You open your refrigerator and see the carton of milk only to find 3 drops left at the bottom. Maybe it was your favorite bag of chips with just a few crumbs left. You had a craving. You made your way into the kitchen. The container supposedly holding what will satisfy your craving is there. You see it but inside you find there’s nothing left. No way of satisfying what you had a taste for. Continue reading
Aaron: “I’m from Charleston.”
Isaiah: “I’m from your mom…ooooohhh!!! Wait…I guess I am because I was in mom’s belly.”
Aaron: “Well, I’m actually from dust. God made me from the dust on the ground.”
Me: “Alright Bishop…”
Full disclosure: this is me having a “real” moment.
I enjoy Facebook’s “on this day” feature for the most part. A friendly reminder of precious moments that happened this same day in past years.
Not today though. Continue reading
While sorting through the last mountain of paperwork on my dining room table I rip up a few things into a trashcan beside me.
Aaron: “Are you switching to T-Mobile?”
Me: “No. Why?”
Aaron: “Well people that do get to make that sound.”
(Tearing up higher bills…I’m guessing he’s referring to an advertisement???)
Sir…you’re six. Please resume putting together your 135 piece Marvel Avengers puzzle…also on the dining room table.
Please ignore the spaghetti…or is that macaroni?
I really want to uncover my poor dining room table tonight. I guess I should get back to it versus posting this. 🙂
Have a good night!
Now this is something the kids would love!
Isaiah: Are they serious? Who would pay 25 cents for a napkin when they have free paper towels?
Me:
I totally froze with no good explanation. We used our “free paper towels” and I quickly got them out of the bathroom and on to our next adventure.
Note to self: think about how to explain “girl topics” to my boys.
Anyone out there with boys? At what point did you explain to them what a period is?
Probably my favorite of all our obnoxious songs.
Happy Friday!!
Me: Isaiah you have a test tomorrow. Do you know how to multiply by 3’s?
Isaiah: No. It’s too hard.
1 hour later…
Learning can be fun! I think someone’s getting an “A” tomorrow 🙂
Aaron yells out from the bathroom….he’s on the toilet….
Aaron: Mama! Come here!
Me: What’s wrong?
Aaron: You know those spices that are sometimes on your poop?
*** holding in the urge to gag *** Continue reading
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