The suitcase…
The dark hole…
The trash can…
Husband:
Why do you just throw it in there?
I can’t ever find anything in here!
This is ridiculous!
Kids:
It’s too heavy mama!
Ooohhhh…. skittles!!
Me:
OMG! I really need to clean this thing out.
(Digging for chapstick) ahhhh!!! Great… Raisinets under my finger nails. NASTY!
OK! I’ll clean it!
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February 11, 2016
Before my recent trip to New York City I bought a new purse. It was a bright reddish/kinda orange bag from Wal-Mart. I loved it. It was big, bright and new.
Shortly after returning home I noticed the smell. What the devil is it?!?! I pulled out the contents one by one ultimately finding cream and crumbs of an oatmeal cream pie attached to most of my belongings. My favorite was my laptop charger… I took a “fragrance free” Huggies Natural Care wipe and dug out all of the food from the crevices in the power cord.
A few more wipes covered in Little Debbie snack food and I could no longer visually see how nasty I am. The smell grew worse.
Oatmeal cream pie + “fragrance free” wipe = OMG! It smells so bad I’m going to throw up!
So I moved all my stuff to my bookbag. I’m carrying a bookbag!!! Ok…this weekend I will fix it or buy a new one.
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too funny and completely the truth! lol
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The deep dark hole known as the purse!
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Hahaha Can completely relate to this. 🙂 Great post.
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I was thinking the same thing about my purse this morning. Between all the little star wars figures and shopkins. My business cards are coated with gum. I think I’m going to start carrying a backpack too. Lol
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