Reasons why they didn’t finish dinner…

sonic corn dogMe: “Aaron why didn’t you eat your dinner?”

Aaron: “I don’t eat corn dogs with cracks in them.”

Me: “You owe me $1.49.”

“Corndog crack”, noun

A deformity in the breading that covers the hotdog portion of a corndog. Burns, torn bread, any discolored sections. Must be golden brown to qualify as an acceptable food.

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