Last night I stood in my bathroom in horror. I don’t know when the transformation happened. It just snuck up on me.
How could he not tell me? To protect my feelings?
Where the heck did it come from? I mean I know after two kids and a terrible diet my stomach has grown a bit…
This is different though. This is hip fat. This is backside fat. Oh my goodness…I am an EGGPLANT!
This is just unacceptable.
Day 1: I picked myself up out of the produce department this morning and started to kill the ugly purple shape. With an intense playlist in my ears I ran. I ran hard. I stumbled over to the rowing machine and attacked it some more.
I refuse to be a vegetable or a fruit…eggplants are one of those questionable foods 🙂