Aaron (yelling from the living room): “I just got Squirrel Girl’s helicopter on Lego Marvel Super Hero Avengers.”
Me: “That’s great buddy.”
Aaron (whispers): “I’m going to clean up this mess.”
He walks into my room.
Aaron: “I have 3 words. Where is the towel? No, no, no. I have 4 words. Where is a towel?
Me: “Over there. How big is this mess?” Pointing to a laundry basket of clean clothes.
Welcome back to Aaron’s magical world. A world where he’s striving to become the champion of messes. Will he win for most spilled drinks in one week? I think he has a shot, folks.
Oh, you missed the last spill? Check this out…Brunch & Paper Towels.
Why are kids so messy? I would be happy if they at least contained it. They have a decent size bedroom. Just for the two of them. Why can’t you play in there? When I come home from work after a long day I want to relax. I don’t want to have to constantly clean up all the random crap you left around.
After you’ve been fed, bathed and we’ve said our prayers I long for one thing…my bed.
You’ve got to be kidding…