I’ve had it! Seriously, this is just ridiculous. I don’t understand how hard it is to pee in the toilet. I mean the hole is HUGE! Just aim for the water…At this point can we just get it on the seat?
Why & how are we at the point where it smells like a gas station bathroom in the back woods?
Is your vision blurred? Do I need to make an appointment to have your eyes checked?
You know what? Maybe I’m stupid…maybe I just don’t get it because I’m a girl. I’m going to find out what the REAL issue is.
Me: “Boys! Get in here! Ok..walk me through this…”
Isaiah & Aaron both look at me like I have finally lost my mind. I’m standing in front of the toilet with the seat up.
Me: “So…you have to pee. You come in here and then what happens next?”
Isaiah: “Then we pee.”
Aaron: “Yeah…we stand and pee in the toilet.”
Me: “Well..that’s a little confusing because the pee doesn’t seem to be getting into the water. Somehow it’s miraculously getting on the floor causing my bathroom to smell like rotten garbage. Can you help mommy better understand how that could happen?”
Isaiah & Aaron: “ummm…..”
Me: “Do you think it would help if you focused on hitting the water? Wait, let me ask you this. How do you go about aiming?”
Isaiah: “I just point it towards the toilet. Sometimes it will point to the side so I turn my body in the direction to make it point back to the toilet.”
Me: “OMG!!! That’s our problem folks. I have the solution…GET YOUR HANDS INVOLVED! Do not ever use the bathroom in my house without steering your pee pee, okay?”
Isaiah/Aaron: “Yes, ma’am.”
In conclusion, I hope this solves our stinky bathroom problem but the reality is I am living with two boys & a man so we shall see…