Conversations with a five year old…
Me: I really need to go grocery shopping.
Aaron: A robot could do that for you.
Me: How much do they charge?
Aaron: A billion percent. You don’t even have to plug them in. You don’t have to wait. They charge themselves. It’s inside them already. They are the best robots ever.
Me: No, how much would they charge me to go get my groceries?
Aaron: Nothing. They are yours.
Me: How do I get one?
Aaron: I can build you one. I just need a lab. You’ll have to help me because I’ll need at least $300.
Me: Oh really…what kind of supplies do you need?
Aaron: First…a jack hammer!
Me: What?!?!?!? Why?
Aaron: I’m going to have to take my room out so I have enough room for my lab.
Me: I don’t know if this is going to work….
Aaron: I also need an air brush and a hammer. That’s all I will need for today. How much will that cost? I hope it’s less than $500 or this is impossible.
Me: Let me get you a quote and we’ll go from there.