Aaron yells out from the bathroom….he’s on the toilet….
Aaron: Mama! Come here!
Me: What’s wrong?
Aaron: You know those spices that are sometimes on your poop?
*** holding in the urge to gag ***
Me: Umm…no. What’s the problem?
Jumps off the toilet and points…
Aaron: See those red things. Those spices.
Me: Aaron…I think you’re fine. It’s probably just something you ate recently.
Aaron: I feel kinda sick.
Me: Okay. I’ll run you a warm bath. Get in it when you’re finished going potty.
I start the bath and walk out to go get him a towel from my bathroom.
Aaron: Mama! I think my toe jam is back!
Me: OMG!! Okay! Just get in the tub and soak!!
After a few minutes of soaking I go in to check on him.
Aaron: It’s working! My skin hurts. That means the fins are coming out. It’s working!
Aaron: See…my muscles are coming in!
I can’t take any more details and/or foolishness this evening. Let’s just get you washed up.
For more of Aaron’s bathroom communication check out this one: Can you wipe my butt please?