Cut bagel in half. Put bagel in toaster for 1-2 minutes. (lightly toast it...be careful not to burn!) Get cream cheese out of the fridge. Stare in utter disappointment at the empty container. Rejoice because you've lived with these two boys & handsome man of your dreams for so long you're prepared for moments like [...]
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Tonight I had a revelation. My five year old thinks he runs this household. Well, at least when daddy isn't home. It's just me and him tonight. I pushed him in a stroller to the grocery store. I listened to him whine and complain through the entire store. I let him scan and bag each [...]
Here is my refrigerator. The handle is beautifully decorated with a fluffy Christmas blanky. How this appliance has become an extra storage space is something I can't explain. I've previously shared some of the random contents my lovely boys have left behind. In case you missed it here are the links. Cold Little Socks A Gorilla’s [...]
Eggs....check. Seasoning...check. Cheese...check. Giant rock covered in sparkles....interesting. I'm going with Aaron "the rock collector" on this one. Looks like someone was helping daddy with breakfast 🙂
I admit it. I snuck it under my sweatshirt so they wouldn't see. No. I didn't share. Yes. It was good.
Last night I stood in my bathroom in horror. I don't know when the transformation happened. It just snuck up on me. How could he not tell me? To protect my feelings? Where the heck did it come from? I mean I know after two kids and a terrible diet my stomach has grown a [...]
When you live with children you see weird things. I never thought I would walk into a gorilla's funeral service but apparently the family arranged for it to take place in my bedroom. I still don't know the cause of death but I found him here in his guitar shaped coffin after work tonight. The [...]
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