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A New Level of Disappointment

A New Level of Disappointment

You open your refrigerator and see the carton of milk only to find 3 drops left at the bottom. Maybe it was your favorite bag of chips with just a few crumbs left. You had a craving. You made your way into the kitchen. The container supposedly holding what will satisfy your craving is there.  You [...]

Thanks Facebook…you jerk :(

Thanks Facebook…you jerk :(

Full disclosure: this is me having a "real" moment. I enjoy Facebook's "on this day" feature for the most part. A friendly reminder of precious moments that happened this same day in past years. Not today though. If only Facebook could filter based on how the reminder would make me feel. Do I want you [...]

Switching Providers?

Switching Providers?

While sorting through the last mountain of paperwork on my dining room table I rip up a few things into a trashcan beside me.  Aaron: "Are you switching to T-Mobile?" Me: "No. Why?" Aaron: "Well people that do get to make that sound." (Tearing up higher bills...I'm guessing he's referring to an advertisement???) Sir...you're six. [...]

No More Details

No More Details

Aaron yells out from the bathroom....he's on the toilet.... Aaron: Mama! Come here! Me: What's wrong? Aaron: You know those spices that are sometimes on your poop? *** holding in the urge to gag *** Me: Umm...no. What's the problem? Jumps off the toilet and points... Aaron: See those red things. Those spices. Me: Aaron...I think [...]