Monday Madness

Monday Madness

Sitting at my desk I was desperately trying to complete a report that was fairly difficult. I started a new position at work and I'm learning/working so it's taking me longer to get through assignments. While pulling my hair out on this alone Aaron asked me to fix "Abby". Abby is a stuffed...well used to be [...]

Hey! I know her!

Hey! I know her!

6:50AM - We are standing at the bus stop in a crowd of kids who are running around. Moms are all dressed in their PJ'S with super hot hairstyles called "it's too early for this". A white minivan passes the bus stop on its way out of our neighborhood. Suddenly Isaiah starts loudly proclaiming he [...]

Robots & Jack Hammers

Robots & Jack Hammers

Conversations with a five year old... Me: I really need to go grocery shopping. Aaron: A robot could do that for you. Me: How much do they charge? Aaron: A billion percent. You don't even have to plug them in. You don't have to wait. They charge themselves. It's inside them already. They are the [...]

Back To School Tirade!

Back To School Tirade!

That time of year is here yet again. Back to school, folks! No more children in the house destroying property and eating all of the groceries. I figured it would be best to focus on the positive before diving in to my more frustrating thoughts on the upcoming "first day". This year both of the [...]

Off Brand Shopping

 Can we talk about "off brands" for a minute? Definition provided by http://www.dictionary.com. (adjective) 1. not having a recognized or popular brand or name: 2. being a cheap or inferior brand or grade: (noun) 3. a brand or name that is unrecognized or relatively unfamiliar. 4. a cheap or inferior brand. ----------- What items are [...]