Reasons why they didn’t finish dinner…

Me: "Aaron why didn't you eat your dinner?" Aaron: "I don't eat corn dogs with cracks in them." Me: "You owe me $1.49." "Corndog crack", noun A deformity in the breading that covers the hotdog portion of a corndog. Burns, torn bread, any discolored sections. Must be golden brown to qualify as an acceptable food.

How to tell your child needs more structure

I was sitting just a few rows back from the front in church this evening. Aaron went to sleep before the praise team was done singing so it was just me and Isaiah. He had an activity book and was struggling with a crossword puzzle. Isaiah: I don't know how to do these. Crossword puzzles [...]