Me: “Aaron why didn’t you eat your dinner?”
Aaron: “I don’t eat corn dogs with cracks in them.”
Me: “You owe me $1.49.”
A deformity in the breading that covers the hotdog portion of a corndog. Burns, torn bread, any discolored sections. Must be golden brown to qualify as an acceptable food.
I was sitting just a few rows back from the front in church this evening.