Reasons why they didn’t finish dinner…

Me: "Aaron why didn't you eat your dinner?" Aaron: "I don't eat corn dogs with cracks in them." Me: "You owe me $1.49." "Corndog crack", noun A deformity in the breading that covers the hotdog portion of a corndog. Burns, torn bread, any discolored sections. Must be golden brown to qualify as an acceptable food.

Top 10 reasons my kids won’t go to sleep

Tonight was our mid-week Bible study so we get home pretty late. Isaiah was already drooling shortly after the lesson began and stumbled on to bed when we got home. Aaron on the other hand was still wide awake. Every night it's the same thing. He brings us the late night Aaron entertainment show in [...]