How To Make A Bagel (7 easy steps)

  1. Cut bagel in half.
  2. Put bagel in toaster for 1-2 minutes. (lightly toast it…be careful not to burn!)
  3. Get cream cheese out of the fridge.
  4. Stare in utter disappointment at the empty container.empty
  5. Rejoice because you’ve lived with these two boys & handsome man of your dreams for so long you’re prepared for moments like this.
  6. Grab the bigger container of cream cheese you bought yesterday as a back up plan & spread on the AWESOMENESS.
  7. Enjoy bagel!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Random Things In My Fridge

Here is my refrigerator.20160414_204040.jpg The handle is beautifully decorated with a fluffy Christmas blanky. How this appliance has become an extra storage space is something I can’t explain. I’ve previously shared some of the random contents my lovely boys have left behind. In case you missed it here are the links.

Cold Little Socks

A Gorilla’s Funeral

Last night was no different. In the time it took me to make homemade buttercream frosting the blanky was tied to the handle and a surprise was waiting for me on the fridge door.

Poor “Omaha” the reindeer. Aaron said “he needed some cold time”. As always there’s never a dull moment around here 🙂

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“Omaha” the reindeer

OMG…I Am An Eggplant :(

Last night I stood in my bathroom in horror. I don’t know when the transformation happened. It just snuck up on me.

How could he not tell me? To protect my feelings?

Where the heck did it come from? I mean I know after two kids and a terrible diet my stomach has grown a bit…

This is different though. This is hip fat. This is backside fat. Oh my goodness…I am an EGGPLANT!

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Eggplant – fruit or veggie?

This is just unacceptable.

Day 1: I picked myself up out of the produce department this morning and started to kill the ugly purple shape. With an intense playlist in my ears I ran. I ran hard. I stumbled over to the rowing machine and attacked it some more.

I refuse to be a vegetable or a fruit…eggplants are one of those questionable foods 🙂

“Golden Corral – cotton candy” on YouTube

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https://youtu.be/Qu-nfr0p40s

Sweet Dreams Desserts!

Below is a link to my mom’s pinterest page. She has a custom bakery in Charleston, SC. Go check it out! 🙂

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Visit Sweet Dreams Desserts on Pinterest.

Smores Cupcakes : Our newest creation is the Smores Cupcake. It’s beautiful and incredibly good 🙂 – Sweet Dreams Desserts

www.sweetdreamscatering.com

Can you relate?

The suitcase…
The dark hole…
The trash can…

Husband:

Why do you just throw it in there?
I can’t ever find anything in here!
This is ridiculous!

Kids:
It’s too heavy mama!
Ooohhhh…. skittles!!

Me:
OMG! I really need to clean this thing out.
(Digging for chapstick) ahhhh!!! Great… Raisinets under my finger nails. NASTY!

OK! I’ll clean it!

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February 11, 2016

Before my recent trip to New York City I bought a new purse. It was a bright reddish/kinda orange bag from Wal-Mart. I loved it. It was big, bright and new.

Shortly after returning home I noticed the smell. What the devil is it?!?! I pulled out the contents one by one ultimately finding cream and crumbs of an oatmeal cream pie attached to most of my belongings. My favorite was my laptop charger… I took a “fragrance free” Huggies Natural Care wipe and dug out all of the food from the crevices in the power cord.20161009_141037 A few more wipes covered in Little Debbie snack food and I could no longer visually see how nasty I am. The smell grew worse.

Oatmeal cream pie + “fragrance free” wipe = OMG! It smells so bad I’m going to throw up!

So I moved all my stuff to my bookbag. I’m carrying a bookbag!!! Ok…this weekend I will fix it or buy a new one.