How To Tell Who Cooked Breakfast

Eggs....check. Seasoning...check. Cheese...check. Giant rock covered in sparkles....interesting. I'm going with Aaron "the rock collector" on this one. Looks like someone was helping daddy with breakfast ūüôā

7 Reasons Why I Blog

My quotes, stories, pics etc. needed a home. Maybe someday it will make me money! I love stats...actually I'm addicted to watching this site grow! I wanted to learn more about website/blog building. I wanted to learn how to manage social media in an effort to drive traffic to my site. I wanted to learn about [...]

I Still Hate Alarm Clocks

Earlier this year I shared my utter disgust with alarm clocks. If you missed it click here: I Hate Alarm Clocks. I am not a morning person. I have a serious issue with mornings. I've tried some new and creative alarms lately that had potential to serve their purpose but ultimately failed. I Can't Wake [...]

OMG…I Am An Eggplant :(

OMG…I Am An Eggplant :(

Last night I stood in my bathroom in horror. I don't know when the transformation happened. It just snuck up on me. How could he not tell me? To protect my feelings? Where the heck did it come from? I mean I know after two kids and a terrible diet my stomach has grown a [...]

Teleport To The Free Market

Teleport To The Free Market

He was in a recliner. On one side was a giant stuffed gorilla and a gigantic fluffy dog on the other. He threw them violently to the floor but remained seated. "This is nice. I like that this seat has cookies and lemonade. Now I have to swim. I'll have to use my swimming suit." He brought the invisible cookie [...]

14 Places To Hide Dirty Laundry!

14 Places To Hide Dirty Laundry!

I wonder what it's like to do laundry in a home where all of the dirty clothes are in a designated location. I think it's called a hamper. Maybe some people are more familiar with the term laundry basket. Here in my family we like to play a little game called "Hide & Go Seek [...]

Daddy Is Better Than You

Anyone have a mama's boy? What about a daddy's boy?   We¬†have one of each. My oldest is an absolute mama's boy. I love it! My younger son is all about daddy. Yesterday on the way to church I was educating my children on some old school kind of music that I enjoy. I sang [...]

Batman Infographic

I've come to the point in motherhood where my children are interested in things that my brain doesn't want to comprehend. I get the basic super hero plots. I know who's who in the Marvel world. Now my oldest is going through a Batman phase. Batman is from DC Comics...not Marvel. I don't like him. [...]

Top 10 Reasons My Kids Won’t Let Me Use The Bathroom

Prior to having children I could use the restroom by myself. Seems like a simple thing that many women take for granted. Over the last eight years I have adjusted to the fact that there is no private time as mother. So that being said here's my top 10 list of reasons my children barged [...]