Eggs....check. Seasoning...check. Cheese...check. Giant rock covered in sparkles....interesting. I'm going with Aaron "the rock collector" on this one. Looks like someone was helping daddy with breakfast 🙂
Tag: funny
7 Reasons Why I Blog
My quotes, stories, pics etc. needed a home. Maybe someday it will make me money! I love stats...actually I'm addicted to watching this site grow! I wanted to learn more about website/blog building. I wanted to learn how to manage social media in an effort to drive traffic to my site. I wanted to learn about [...]
Sneaky Mom
I admit it. I snuck it under my sweatshirt so they wouldn't see. No. I didn't share. Yes. It was good.
I Still Hate Alarm Clocks
Earlier this year I shared my utter disgust with alarm clocks. If you missed it click here: I Hate Alarm Clocks. I am not a morning person. I have a serious issue with mornings. I've tried some new and creative alarms lately that had potential to serve their purpose but ultimately failed. I Can't Wake [...]
OMG…I Am An Eggplant :(
Last night I stood in my bathroom in horror. I don't know when the transformation happened. It just snuck up on me. How could he not tell me? To protect my feelings? Where the heck did it come from? I mean I know after two kids and a terrible diet my stomach has grown a [...]
Teleport To The Free Market
He was in a recliner. On one side was a giant stuffed gorilla and a gigantic fluffy dog on the other. He threw them violently to the floor but remained seated. "This is nice. I like that this seat has cookies and lemonade. Now I have to swim. I'll have to use my swimming suit." He brought the invisible cookie [...]
14 Places To Hide Dirty Laundry!
I wonder what it's like to do laundry in a home where all of the dirty clothes are in a designated location. I think it's called a hamper. Maybe some people are more familiar with the term laundry basket. Here in my family we like to play a little game called "Hide & Go Seek [...]
Daddy Is Better Than You
Anyone have a mama's boy? What about a daddy's boy? We have one of each. My oldest is an absolute mama's boy. I love it! My younger son is all about daddy. Yesterday on the way to church I was educating my children on some old school kind of music that I enjoy. I sang [...]
Batman Infographic
I've come to the point in motherhood where my children are interested in things that my brain doesn't want to comprehend. I get the basic super hero plots. I know who's who in the Marvel world. Now my oldest is going through a Batman phase. Batman is from DC Comics...not Marvel. I don't like him. [...]
Top 10 Reasons My Kids Won’t Let Me Use The Bathroom
Prior to having children I could use the restroom by myself. Seems like a simple thing that many women take for granted. Over the last eight years I have adjusted to the fact that there is no private time as mother. So that being said here's my top 10 list of reasons my children barged [...]
Mellix Life 