6:50AM - We are standing at the bus stop in a crowd of kids who are running around. Moms are all dressed in their PJ'S with super hot hairstyles called "it's too early for this". A white minivan passes the bus stop on its way out of our neighborhood. Suddenly Isaiah starts loudly proclaiming he [...]
https://youtu.be/1vGZyuAi6aU Step 1: Freeze a small cup of water. Step 2: Allow frozen water to melt slightly. Step 3: Add the following ingredients...5 bay leaves, salt, pepper, cinnamon, & a small drop of dish soap. Step 4: Freeze again. DNA is complete!
Aaron: "oohhhh!! I'm Steph Curry...he shoots he scores..." Super hero toys fly through the air into large plastic bins on the floor. The boys are hard at work cleaning their room...finally. Isaiah: "Here comes Thomas Jefferson...OOOOOO...he hits a 3-pointer!" Me: "ummm...Thomas Jefferson?" Isaiah: "You know...the one who always hits the jump shots." Me: "You mean [...]
Cut bagel in half. Put bagel in toaster for 1-2 minutes. (lightly toast it...be careful not to burn!) Get cream cheese out of the fridge. Stare in utter disappointment at the empty container. Rejoice because you've lived with these two boys & handsome man of your dreams for so long you're prepared for moments like [...]
Isaiah was recently hired by his father to do dishes. I know...that's a topic all on its own. The focus here is Aaron's meltdown regarding the whole situation. Aaron: "Isaiah, can I help you with the dishes and then we can split the money?" Me: "Isaiah are you seriously subcontracting out your one chore. I [...]