Hyperactive Puppies Saving The World

Sometimes I think my oldest is part puppy. I've been home for less than 2 hours and I am drained. Just watching him run, skip, and leap around my house makes me incredibly sleepy. In his eyes my couch is one of those boosters on the road in a video game. Those ramps that increase your speed just before you [...]

Can you wipe my butt please?

Can you wipe my butt please?

I'm trying to scrape something together for dinner. I have a headache. It's Monday. My 4 year old calls out from the potty... Aaron: Mama! Do we have an emergency room? Me: Where? Aaron: In our house? Me: No. The emergency room is at the hospital. Aaron: What if I hurt too bad? Me: We'll [...]