Me: "Aaron why didn't you eat your dinner?" Aaron: "I don't eat corn dogs with cracks in them." Me: "You owe me $1.49." "Corndog crack", noun A deformity in the breading that covers the hotdog portion of a corndog. Burns, torn bread, any discolored sections. Must be golden brown to qualify as an acceptable food.
The last week or so has been interesting. My oldest turned eight years old. He no longer has the adorable infant, toddler, or even preschool character traits. He is growing up into a handsome young man. Awkwardly handsome as his teeth have been falling out left and right...but a good lookin' kid. I remember when [...]