Me: "Aaron why didn't you eat your dinner?" Aaron: "I don't eat corn dogs with cracks in them." Me: "You owe me $1.49." "Corndog crack", noun A deformity in the breading that covers the hotdog portion of a corndog. Burns, torn bread, any discolored sections. Must be golden brown to qualify as an acceptable food.
I don't want to brush my teeth! He decided to come out when he realized the bathroom sink doesn't stop by Dunkin Donuts on the way to school. Fresh breath and super late. It's Friday.